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OPPOSING POLITICAL FIGURES VISIT LOCAL BOTTLING PLANT. FORCED TO APOLOGIZE FOR BAD HAIR NET PHOTOS.
Opposing political figures Steve McMillen and Ben Barrett visited a local bottling plant. The massive social media wave of negative attention forced both candidates to issue statements apologizing for their bad hair net photos.
Steve Barrett issued this statement on twitter, "Give us any chance, we'll take it, Read us any rule, we'll break it, We're gonna make our dreams come true, Doin' it our way."
Ben Barrett's statement was posted to his myspace page, "Nothin's gonna turn us back now, Straight ahead and on the track now, We're gonna make our dreams come true, Doin' it our way.
One reporter pointed out they both have the same tag line. Another reporter pointed out they just copied the lyrics from the "Laverne and Shirley" TV Theme song. And a third, much younger reporter, pointed out that nobody under the age of 45 would ever get that reference had the 2nd reporter not mentioned it.