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Local Private Investigator Hired To Track Santa Around Greene County
Local Private Investigator Eddie Blues (photo taken from his myspace profile) was contracted by the County to track Santa's whereabouts after several sightings where reported. Below is the photographic evidence he gathered.
First up Santa's Sleigh was found double parked at Walmart
Next Eddie looked up Google Images and found Santa wondering around Nemacolin PA
Santa was then spotted sitting on the Courthouse Wall
Eddie also caught Santa racing RC cars at Bash Race Track
Santa was seen helping out holiday travelers at Waynesburg's most confusing intersection
Eddie followed Santa into 5 Kidz Kandy and caught him posting on facebook asking if anyone knew what the roads where going to be like tomorrow
Santa was also spotted skinny dipping in Ten Mile Creek. Not Ten Mile Crick.
Santa admiring the wildlife
Eddie was in the right place and the right time to see Santa win the Giant Eagle Drawing this week!
Santa decided to play a prank on Steve Barrett by photoshopping himself into his family photo
It was getting late and Santa was hungry and really wanted a sandwich but Coaches was closed :(
And finally after a years worth of Santa doing practice runs around Greene County at night he is ready to deliver presents on Christmas Eve!
From everyone here at WBGfakeNEWS we wish everyone except anyone named Ken a very Merry Christmas!