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Identical Cousins Open Police Scanner Repair Business
Bert SportZnickle (with a Z) and his identical cousin local DJ, Brett SpitZnogle (also with a Z), have been dialing in their idea for years are now open for business. While most electronic repair shops are closing around the country, Bert and Brett have seen quick success in Greene County by specializing in "police scanner repair."
We asked Bert what keeps them so busy and he said it's the $19.95 inspection fee. Bert openly admits they literally do nothing. They don't even own a screwdriver. All they do is wait for a lull or break in police activity and after a few hours people assume their scanners are broken. "That will be $19.95," giggled Bert.
Bert's cousin Brett was asked for a quote but he said something stupid about Star Wars that nobody understood so we didn't write it down.
If you have a scanner that needs fixed you can drop it off with DJ Brett SpitZnogle (with a Z) anytime he is DJ'ing at Tommy Boys. Cash, Credit, Check, Bitcoin or a couple of Zima's and Brett will get you back up and listening in no time.