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Does Waynesburg Really Need Another Gas Station?
Many people do not see the need for anther gas station in Waynesburg. However, the secret society of business owners that control what businesses come and go think otherwise.
There have been reports that people are being paid to post on social media about the apparent lack of sit down restaurants. This has all been a ploy to distract us from noticing the massive increase in gas usage in Greene County. Part-time social media professional economists have figured out we can attribute this to Waynesburg becoming a "hot-bed" for gas guzzling retried famous TV cars and their new owners.
Our crack team of photographers set out to capture what has been happening right under our noses. Turns out this is why we don't have nice things like skating rinks, shoe shine stands, and professional sports teams. Blame the retired famous TV cars.